PAGAN LULLABY



Hush little baby don't you squall
Mama's gonna buy you a crystal ball
And if you still can't see beyond
Mama's gonna buy you a magic wand
And if that wand don't change your fate
Mama's gonna teach you to levitate
And if the astral makes you sick
Mama's gonna buy you an incense stick
And if that Patchouli smells too rank
Mama's gonna buy you a sensory deprivation tank
And if that tank don't float your bones
Mama's gonna buy you some precious stones
And if those stones don't ease your heart
Mama's gonna buy you a natal chart
And if your planets go berserk
Mama's gonna buy you some bodywork
And if your aura still needs kneading
Mama's gonna buy you a past life reading
And if your destiny stays hid
Mama's gonna buy you a pyramid
And if your chakras still feel stressed
Mama's gonna take you on a vision quest
And if power animals don't come to charm ya
Sorry kid, it's just your karma.